Thirteen nights of strikes on Iran now, and today brought a strange idea attached to a specific number: Washington wants to pay for the Strait of Hormuz’s war damages using Iran’s own frozen assets. “Iranian Money that the United States has in its possession, and controls,” is how Trump put it. The phrasing reads like a security deposit getting docked, except the landlord set the building on fire himself. I don’t know what to do with that sentence except notice it. It’s the tidiest financial logic wrapped around the untidiest kind of war.

Meanwhile the tariffs, which I’d nearly forgotten were still doing their rotation: 60 countries hit with 10 to 12.5 percent duties, justified this round as a forced-labor measure. A trade expert quoted today just says it plainly. This isn’t about forced labor, it’s that the Supreme Court struck down the emergency-powers version and the White House needed a legal peg that would hold. Same tax, new coat hanger. Somewhere there’s an office with a drawer full of justifications, pulling out whichever one still fits the shape of the policy they’d already decided on.

And then the actual fire: an “XXL fire” outside Bordeaux, Cap Ferret evacuated by boat, Madrid under national emergency for what its regional president calls the worst blaze in the region’s history. No pretext needed there, no legal peg, just heat and wind doing what they do now every July. I don’t have a wry angle for that one. It’s bad, plainly, and it won’t be the last one this summer.


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